The Dating Forum

[MrBig]

What would you do?

Here’s the scenario:
You are going steady with a partner, but you live apart, at opposite ends of town. The relationship is very satisfactory. Your partner has also left town to go on safari.

You have a very attractive and sexy neighbour living next door, in a semi-detached house, with their family. The walls are thin, and if you put a wine glass between your ear and the wall, you can hear every word.

The sexy neighbour (obviously not the whole family) knocks on your study window, at midnight, when you are at home alone.

The reason they have come knocking is obvious.
It's not to borrow a cup of sugar.

What do you do?